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Here is my “Alex is a Retard this Morning” Post

Okay, I get a message in this here bloggy type contraption from my friend Matt aka Skywayman from LJ.. He wants to know if I’m willing to review Chicago for Darktwincities.com, the slightly new equivalent of an MSPGoth website that replaced Gothling.com for reasons I am unsure of. (as a total aside, why is it that in most cities both in the US and abroad calling a goth a “Darksider” is considered exceptionally derogatory akin calling a homosexual a faggot or a Jew a kike and so on and so forth, yet the word is used to describe the community here. Just a weird thing I remember making me go “WTF” when i first moved here. Is it a ‘take back the night’ kind of thing?)

Anyway, I decide to call Matt since his message is “let me know ASAP” and I know wordpress only shoots back comments to me. So I whip out myself phone and call Matt. But I don’t get Matt. I get his sig other.

Her: What time is it?
Me: Oh crap! Did I call your home phone? I thought this was Matt’s cell.
Her: We don’t have cell phones.

Now I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Matt with a cell phone, but maybe he got rid of it.

Me: Crap crap crap. I woke you didn’t I? I am so sorry.
Her: Hey, it’s okay. Let me get you his work number.

I apologized, thanked her for the number and called.

Other Line: UMP Neurology Clinic. This is Matt. How can I help you?
Me: OH CRAP!

You see, I have two friends named Matt in Minneapolis. Both are in my cell phone right next to each other. I called the wrong Matt, got the wrong sig other, and got the right number for the wrong Matt. Instead of calling Skywayman Matt, I called Matt Yaeger, fellow ex-IP staffer and currently working at UMP, the place I worked at before my current day job.

Wah wah wah.

We had a laugh about it. I apologized, told him to apologize to his wife on my behalf and called the right Matt. Ho ho ho. What a morning.

But hey, free play and I get to write a review about something other than video games for the first time in a long time.

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