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Back to the Grind


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My god, I wish I had today off. I am totally wiped today. Damn bunnies would not let me sleep. I really have to start looking in to telecommuting more.

Yesterday was fun for Christmas. Usually I’m stark raving bored because there is nothing to do in Minneapolis as the whole city shuts down for the Holiday. However Spike, his friend Dan and I went out for Chinese and then to a Mexican place for dessert. Then I came home, played some FFXII,bt I’ve gotten to the super bored stage with it where I can’t play it for more than an hour.

Then I made the mistake of putting in Gene Simmon’s Family Jewels. I picked up the first season on DVD for 15 bucks on a lark because I saw an episode while in Philly and thought it was pretty good. Well, I ended up watching the entire collection in one sitting. I never do that. I can’t sit on the couch that long. But I do so here.

I usually loathe reality TV shows, but this was hilarious, well done, and I happen to like KISS. I swear, most people should have a relationship and family even a fraction as happy/fun as the Simmons/Tweed coupling. Really good show. It will remain the only reality TV series in my DVD collection. However, if the first season of “I’m a Celebrity, Get me out of here!” ever comes out on DVD in the States, I will most likely purchase it to show my fellow Americans what passes for high levels of entertainment in the UK.

It appears my ersatz vampire hunter has begun stalking some of my old LJ friends. Jessica got two psycho messages from him, so if it happens my best advice for you is to just ignore the comments and his insanity.¬† Just remember that the guy is in his late 60’s/early 70’s and will most likely die soon and is probably clinging to the last threads of his schizo fantasy life realizing he’s gone to die hideously mocked by anyone who has ever heard of him.

Ah yes, before I forget. After driving 100 miles each way on Christmas Eve to a teeny tiny town in MN, I’ve formulated my list of ten things I hate about driving. Now, this list can easy be applied to any place one lives. I just find MN has a larger portion of drivers that need to be drug from their cars and shot.

1. People who do not use turn signals when changing lanes.

2. People who drive 10-15 miles UNDER the speed limit.

3. People who refuse to pass no matter what so you get a convoy of cars going 10-15 miles under the speed limit and cars going the other way are nicely interspersed and going the correct speed so it takes you forever to get an open spot to pass the 5 or so retards in front of you.

4. People without brake lights who wait untilt he last second then slam on their brakes where a red light is upon them or they are coming up to close on another car.

5. People who drive as close as they can to the little white lines on the road so that they occasionally go into the other lane and they seem blissfully ignorant or why people flick them off or honk at them in that lane.

6. Vans and/or SUV’s filled with people all wearing Santa hats and are bouncing around to some fucking stupid Christmas song they are all singing and the driver is paying more attention to the sing along than his driving and so his guy bounces all over the road.

7. People who drive with their brights on in town.

8. People who turn their brights on only when another car is coming towards them in the opposing lane, then turn them off after they have passed each other.

9. Towns where street signs are non existant, and thus you wonder where the fuck you are and how the natives know how to give directions when entire blocks go by when there are no street signs going either way. I generally call this “Rhode Island Syndrome.”

10. Cars who drive without any lights on at night.

 Driving sucks.

Current Mood: Exhausted

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