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DVD of the Day #352 - Albino Farm

This was a Netflix choice that I decided to watch for two reasons. The first is the name. Tell me that’s not hilarious. The second is that Chris Jericho plays a crazy redneck. However, both name and the Ayathollah of Rock and Rollah were unable to make this movie good. Hell, the movie was almost too awful to be called bad.

Here’s the plot. Three friends and an Indian exhcange student think it would be hilarious to go to the deep south and mock hilbillies and rednecks, so that’s just what they do. Eventually they get to the creepiest town of all. It’s full of hairy midgets, rednecks, deaf kids and an albino preacher. As they investigate the town and mock the sins against nature, they learn of an Albino Farm. This location isn’t actually a farm, but a closed off section of the area where crazy albinos inbreed and practice cannibalism. So of coure the intelligent foursome decide to sneak in with the help of local yokels.

Things don’t end well as you might imagine. Not only are the albinos super inbred, but they’ve begun to take on animal characteristics like dog faces and weird shit like that. There’s what is supposed to be a twist endings involving the village near the Albino Farm, but it’s telegraphed from the very beginning, so it’s not very shocking.

There obviously isn’t much of a budget and the acting is pretty poor. The make up for the uber albinos was pretty good though, but it’s hard to take any of this film serious as it’s so generic and paint by numbers that it feels like it was written by middle schoolers.

There’s no reason for anyone to watch this. Obviously Jericho was hurting for money when he agreed to do this, and I’m not surprised the WWE didn’t pimp this like when other wrestlers are in films.

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