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Middle O’ the week!

Okay. Intertesting week. I’ve reviewed Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of the Sky three bloody times this week. Oy. Life would be so much easier if I could write the same article for multiple places ala the AP.

Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 comes out tomorrow. Only for the PS3 though. Sure it’s only a demo, but it’s six characters with online play. Can’t beat that for free.

I’m really liking the whole work from home on Thursdays and Fridays thing. It works out well for me.

Got a call from an old friends with benefits last night. The highlight of the conversation was “Yeah, I’m seeing this guys but there’s no long term future in it. You want to come over tonight?”

On one hand I’m flattered. This particular girl is the only one that has figured out my particular rule set from promiscuity and/or dating since moving to DC. Anyone reading this is pretty aware of the fact that I’m a pretty sexual (and sexually active) person. And that’s putting it nicely. However for the past five years I’ve basically had the rule set that they have to come to me. I’ve done that, I’ve been there. I’m perfectly happily single and celibate and because my dick is a divining rod for the batshit crazy, if/when someone wants to sleep with me, make out with me, date me, fail miserably at trying to make babies with me - they have to tell me. Until I get that verbal confirmation, even if I know they have a really big crush on me, they get nothing. Not even a smooch. Even a hug is hesitant.

This is mainly because I’m into the triple digits with “oh sure. I know this is just sex. We’re friends with benefits. This won’t change anything. This is a one time thing.” And then afterwards (or the next morning) I hear things like “You’re the best boyfriend ever” “I love you” or they treat being FWB like steady cuddly sweethearts. Or they get drunk and come over to the house and try to have give me a hummer while Vlad, Heather, and I are watching the season finale of LOST. I hate hurting people. I especially hating breaking people’s hearts or not being able to return feelings for someone. That’s why I have that rule in place. If you’ve got the intestinal fortitude to be open and honest with what you want from me and how you feel about me(a rare trait in guys or girls), you’re more than likely to get it in return.

I’m one of those people that be like, “yeah she’s hot.” But never do I look at someone and say, “Man, I want to fuck her.” It’s not how my brain works. Generally I find someone that looks interesting or attractive, and strike up a conversation. It’s not with sex in mind. It’s “That person seems interesting. If I don’t talk to them now, I may never get the chance again.” if something happens, it happens. But if something happens, it’s because she usually takes my very honesty and friendly self as flirty or hitting on her, she returns the attraction (which is actually her starting things off), I reciprocate, and bam, another condom fufills its life’s destiny.

I’m currently juggling four girls right now. All are attractive, fun to hang out with, and saner than anything I tagged and bagged back in Minneapolis. However none of them have the ability to say what I know is on their mind which is either “Will you please fuck me?” “I want to be a couple” or “Fuck me and let’s date.” So they don’t get any of that. The most I get is, “I miss you. “We should spend more time together.” or “You look really nice today.” Meanwhile I’ve been upfront and direct on what it takes to get me to the next level these days. I’m not sure if it’s me being cautious, cruel, smart or all three but I’m at that point where I’ve had more pussy than most of my peers combined simply because my reaction was, “Hey, why not? What’s the worst that can happen?” And generally bad things did occur because I didn’t take the time to consider the emotions, psyche or sanity of the woman between my legs. Which is how we got to things like Super Mario Sex. I earned that HBK moniker after all.

I don’t know if I’ll ever say YES to a relationship with any of them, because if they can’t be direct and honest with me now, what will it be like when the usual couplehood codependence strikes? Sex though? Yeah. If they said yes, then yeah, because I’m attracted to them and I enjoy their company, I’d say yes.

So now previous sex partner aka Girl #5 comes into the picture and because she’s figured out the game she point blanks asks for it. And I say no. Mainly because she’s in a relationship. I’ve never cheated and I’ve never knowingly cuckolded anyone. It’s wrong. if the desire to cheat is there, then break up, you know? Don’t make me an accessory to cowardness and dishonesty.

Wow. this is a long rambling entry. Obviously this pissed me off more than I thought. Not just her comments, but the fact that I’ve gone from a city filled with crazy poon who would be like “I love you, let’s get married” two weeks into casually dating to a city filled well, pretty pussy pussy. One extreme to the next, eh?

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