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DVD of the Day #115 - Dying Breed

As much as I love Australia and New Zealand, there is one universal truth - there is no such thing as a good horror movie from either country? Black Sheep? Awful. Dead Alive? So awful it’s hilarious. The Truth About Demons? Just plain sucks. So it’s no surprise that Dying Breed is fucktastically stupid and poorly made in nearly every way possible. The best thing about the movie is that it takes place is Tasmania which had me singing the Taz-Mania song all day. Then I became upset because Warner Bros. hasn’t released that cartoon on DVD yet. Those fuckers.

Down in Taz-mania! Come to Taz-Mania!

Seven years ago a zoologist died mysteriously trying to find the long since thought extinct Tasmanian Tiger. Her sister has been obsessed with completing her dying task and now has finally recieved a grant to hunt a species she believes to be alive un the forbidden bush of the outback. Together with her boyfriend, his college roommate and some girl he is shagging, the four set out in search of ANIMAL SCIENCE!

Down in Taz-Mania! Come to Taz-Mania!

Of course, the four never encounter the tiger, but they do instead encounter a cult of inbred hillbilly cannibals descendent from CRIMINALS. You know, like all of Australia. So now it’s four normal but slightly daft people vs a bunch of psychos who want to mate with the women and then eat the men. Oh, and they’ll eat the women after raping them, but they can’t eat and then rape. Where would they stick their genitals?

Down in Taz-Mania! Come to Taz-Mania!

Ugh. This film was awful in nearly every way possible. Bad acting, horrible special effects, a laughable plot and even crappy cinematography. There is absolutely no reason to sit through this thing. Run far far away.

Did I leave anything out?

Oh yeah, don’t forget Taz.

He put the Taz in Taz Mania! Down in Taz Mania! Come to Taz Mania!

WE MEAN YOU!

Wa-ba-ba-wa- pbbbt!

Is It Worth Keeping? NO.
Rating: 2/10

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